Boston M*rathon Hash Weekend 2008

April 17 thru 21

Schedule of Events

4/15  Tuesday  C*mbridge H3 Hash /
Pre-lube #1

"Nobody calls me Lebowski. You got the wrong guy. I'm the Dude, man."

We're kicking off M*arathon week properly with a hash featuring a nine toed woman, white russians, large balls, and a rug that really ties the room together. It's a trail you surely won't want to miss, unless your a f*cking nihilist.

When: Tuesday, April 15th, 6:30pm HST

Pre-lube: Newtowne Grille, 1945 Massachusetts Ave Cambridge

D'rections: Red Line to Porter, trail will be marked from the T.

Hares: Nice Tits, Shorn Scrotum, The Dude and Walter

4/16  (Every day is) Wednesday  Jamacia Plain H3 Hash /
Pre-lube #2

When: Wednesday, April 16th, 2008, 6:30 HST
Where: JJ Foley's Fireside Tavern, 30 Hyde Park Ave, Jamaica Plain
(http://maps.google.com/maps?q=30+Hyde+Park+Ave&sourceid=navclient-ff&ie=UTF-8&rlz=1B2GGGL_enUS208NG208&um=1&sa=N&tab=wl)

Across the Street from the Hyde Park Ave exit from the Forest Hills T
Station on the Orange Line.

Hares: High Anus, Master Gator, SATRAC
Promises: A classic JP trail with all of the sights and sounds of JP.

SHIGGY! SHIGGY! SHIGGY!
Beer! Beer! Beer!
Hashcash: $10

4/17  Thursday  Boston Moon H3’s 69^th Hash! /
Pre-lube #3

Hares: Hare Club & Hasher formerly known as You Ought To Blow

Theme: Moon Trail #67 - A Mexican Fiesta

Things to bring: hashlight (moon not guaranteed), sombrero, window, tequila, salt, limes (not British folk), any Mexicans nationals you find on the way, poncho, maracas, spanish fly, inflatable raft.

Pre-lube: The Milky Way at 405 Centre St Jamaica Plain, MA 02130 (617) 524-3740

D'rections: Take the Orange Line and follow marks from Jackson Square T stop.

Start Time: 6:30 HST

Food: Included with $10 moon cash

4/18  Friday  Pub Crawl & Karaoke /
Pre-lube #4

Due to the demise of the Crystal Lounge and in honor of Ladies Night Marathon Weekend the pub crawl has been revamped into the REVERSE COWGIRL pub crawl. Pre-Lube at Tommy O'Doyles REMAINS THE SAME, ALL OTHER BARS ARE IN REVERSE. See new schedule below.

Theme: It’s Not Over Until The Fat Lady Sings Karaoke while riding reverse cowgirl style!

Wear Pink and take advantage of special beverage pricing!

disOrganizers: Spunk in the Trunk and High Anus

Pre-lube 5-7:00: Tommy O’Doyles, 1 Kendall Square #100, Cambridge (take Red Line to Kendall Sq, walk west on Main St, bear right on Broadway, take 2nd right on Galileo Way, then 1st left on Binney. Bar will be on your right). (Food available)

(.4 mile walk from Pre-Lube to Bar 1 with bonus Drink Check for your efforts)

Bar #1 7:30-8:30: Sunset Café, 851 Cambridge Street, Cambridge (Food available)

Bar #2 8:30-10:00: Polish American Club, 747 Cambridge St, Cambridge **KAROKE!

Bar #3 10:00-11:00: Joey Mac’s, 23 Warren Street, Cambridge

Bar #4 11:15-1:00: Courtside, 291 Cambridge Street, Cambridge **KARAOKE!!!! (Food available)

d’Erections: Bars 1 thru 4 are all accessible via the 69 Bus which runs between Harvard Square Station(Red Line) and Lechmere Station (Green Line). Nearest Subway is Lechmere Station (Green Line) near Bar 4 (a 15-20 minute walk from Bar 1).

4/19  Saturday  Boston H3’s MAIN EVENT/Hash!
(cost included in price of registration)

Theme: LADIES’ NIGHT!

Theme-related attire encouraged, but not mandatory. Consider breaking out those dresses and fishnets!


Hares: Stinky Digit and THE Jizzmopper

Start Location: McFadden’s, 148 State Street, Boston

Registration: 12-2:30pm; Pack-away 2:30 SHARP!

d’Erections to McFadden’s: Take Orange or Blue Lines to State Street Station
the bar is approximately 4 blocks from the T station.
Trail will be A to B. Access to On-In only with paid registration.
B is T accessible
Bag car will be provided (Leave your valuables at home - the BH3 and venues are not responsible for lost items)

4/20  Sunday  Boston H3’s Hangover Trail
(free with paid registration/$10 without)

After a week of 'athletic performance' you're all gonna need a rest. If you're not fat already, you'll definitely be fat after this 'trail'. Drag your sorry hung-over &sses out of bed Sunday morning and come stuff your faces.

When: Sunday, April 20th -- 11:00 AM HST
Where: 21 Beacon St, Boston MA, Room 10D
Hares: Wang Chunks & NAMBLA
Hash Cash: Free if you paid for the main event, $10 otherwise

Nutritional Facts:
* Calories: Enough to run a marathon (running of marathon not recommended)
* Miles: 0.69
* Pounding Headaches: At least 50
* Roof-top views of Boston: 1

Ingredients:
* Pancake, egg, bagel, orange juice, champaign, tomato juice, vodka, lemon juice, tabasco sauce, blood, sweat, tears, donkey semen, chocolate salty balls, your mom

4/21  Monday 9AM-?  Boston M*rathon Beer Check near Mile 20 of the M*rathon route (just before Heartbreak Hill).

disOrganizers: Cream Whora and Mutton Drapes

d’Erections: Take the D branch of the Green Line to the Newton Centre. Walk up Centre Street and take a right on Commonwealth Ave the hash will be a couple blocks up the street.

Come cheer on the foolish wankers who actually enjoy r*nning!
Beer for r*nners only will be provided by the BH3
Bring your own beer and food (grille will be provided)

Monday Later Post-r*ce drinking at Crossroads, 495 Beacon St , Boston (near the Hynes Convention T stop on the Green Line - B,C, or D). Pay as you go.