Hash House Harriers

a drinking club with a running problem

COVID-19 Update (11/17/21)

Welcome welcome welcome to the 2021-2022 Hashy New Year! Your new MisMan, including us GMs, are stupid stupid really fucking dumb pleased to present another season of Shitshow A Go Go: Boston.

Since we are still living with the ‘rona, we continue to ask that if you are unvaccinated, then you continue to wear a mask and remain socially distanced on trail and during circle. Vaccinated people are, of course, welcome to also wear masks and stay within their 6’ covid square.

While we will not have food at circle, Orange Food™️ will be available on trail. Hash cash is set at $5 unless otherwise specified by the hare in the trail announcement.

We are on PayPal now and keeping track of how many trails you r*n! Please check in with Hash Cash prior to trail to sell us your soul pay your five bucks and receive credit for your attendance.

That’s it! Now get off your screen, get onto trail, and if you don’t like it, then volunteer to hare!

On It’s On On,
Cuntcussion and Do Me Decimal, your new GMs

Join us on our next hash!

Anything But Clothes Trail

When: August 17, 2022 18:30 (HST)

Where: The Tam, 222 Tremont St, Boston, MA 02116, USA


Boston has been wearing too many clothes lately. Come to this hash wearing absolutely anything you want, as long as it isn't clothing. Shirt? No. Trash bags? Yes! Shorts? No. Caution tape? Yes! A cat onesie? No. A dozen live cats strapped to your body? Yes! The more creative the better.

By tradition, the ABC trail is also the Twinkle Juice trail. Don't know what Twinkle Juice is? Named for its inventor, the esteemed DC hasher Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock, this astoundingly alcoholic yet strangely delicious concoction has been responsible for: Slothy Seconds' naming, projectile vomit on the DC metro, a guy showing up with no pants to another hasher's house wearing a John Doe hospital bracelet because he lost all his worldy possessions and no one including himself knew who he was, and untold blacked out nights. This trail is one you'll want to remember, but are sure to forget.

What: Anything But Clothes Trail
Who: Hares: Slothy Seconds and Luva Lamp, Bag Car: Shits and Ladders
Where: The Tam (222 Tremont St, Boston, MA 02116)
When: 6:30 PM Wednesday, August 17 (note that this is not this week, if you are reading this the day it is being posted)
Why: Down with clothes! Up with not clothes!
How: $5, A to B