Hash House Harriers

a drinking club with a running problem

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BBH4 3rd An*l Turducken Hash

When: December 05, 2015 11:30 (HST)

Where: Stoddard's Fine Food & Ale, 48 Temple Pl, Boston, MA 02111, United States


It's that time again! Time for 2015's best and only Ballbuster Turducken Trail! 

Your hares this year are +2 Coonass (why does he keep coming back??) and Wikipedophilia; joining the ranks of illustrious prior Turducken hares.

What is a Turducken trail? A little history: In 2011, +2 got laid off and then hit by a car in the same week. 3 weeks later, he hared a trail with Balls Deep; we started at The Field, went to The People's Republik, back to The Field, returned to the Republik, back to The Field AGAIN, and then ONIN for beer and the eponymous turducken. 

We're kicking it super old-school this year; for full effect, +2's just had abdominal surgery, so we are ensured to have an arduous, and truly miserably long trail. 

Yes Virginia, we provide the Turducken; yes, there will be a veggie option at the ONIN as well. (Wiki pizza) 

What: Boston Ballbuster H4 5th Anal Turducken Trail
When: Saturday December 5th @ 1130 EST
Where: Stoddard's Ale House; 48 Temple Pl, Boston, MA 02111
W-Hares: +2 Coonass & Wikipedophilia 

Lies and Promises: A well-considered, well-marked, well-cooked, extremely long and hard trail; with absolutely no count-backs. The beer will be terrible, the food will be fowl (see what I did there?), you will not have a great time, Wiki definitely will not get lost.  

What to Bring: $20 cash (or however much you want to bring- you buy your beer along the way; every pub this year will accept cards, but cash is fastest), cod liver oil, bear attractor (for Pi Alley), a lack of prudent discourse and bearing, a short treatise on late romantic period operas; monocle, top-hat, and carrier peasant optional.