Hash House Harriers

a drinking club with a running problem

COVID-19 Update (11/17/21)

Welcome welcome welcome to the 2021-2022 Hashy New Year! Your new MisMan, including us GMs, are stupid stupid really fucking dumb pleased to present another season of Shitshow A Go Go: Boston.

Since we are still living with the ‘rona, we continue to ask that if you are unvaccinated, then you continue to wear a mask and remain socially distanced on trail and during circle. Vaccinated people are, of course, welcome to also wear masks and stay within their 6’ covid square.

While we will not have food at circle, Orange Food™️ will be available on trail. Hash cash is set at $5 unless otherwise specified by the hare in the trail announcement.

We are on PayPal now and keeping track of how many trails you r*n! Please check in with Hash Cash prior to trail to sell us your soul pay your five bucks and receive credit for your attendance.

That’s it! Now get off your screen, get onto trail, and if you don’t like it, then volunteer to hare!

On It’s On On,
Cuntcussion and Do Me Decimal, your new GMs

Join us on our next hash!

Beantown #96: The Hugo Weaving Hash (StFF & Abrachlamydia)

When: October 02, 2022 14:30 (HST)

Where: Harry's Bar & Grill, 1430 Commonwealth Ave, Boston, MA 02135, USA


What: The Hugo Weaving Hash

When: Sunday, Oct 2, 2:30HST

Where: Harry's Bar and Grill, Brighton ("Warren St" on Green B line)

Who: Sex:The Final Frontier and Abrachlamydia

Bag car: Mr. Rogers

Promises: There is a natural order to things.  It is not for the pack to mix with the hares.  Every other human on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding level of alcohol but you hashers do not.  So what the hell are we? I don't fuckin' know.  Become the drunk you were born to be.  You take the blue pill: you wake up hungover in your bed.  You believe...whatever you want to believe about last night.  Just goes to show you how the hash mind works. 

Trail promises: A-A'' (not super far from start), weaving, thematic shots, Red Pill-Blue Pill Turkey-Eagles, virgin territory that prioritizes learning, rooftop beer check, 

Learn more about the Beantown City Hash at