The following unlucky wankers were democratically erected (like a deer in headlights) as Boston H3 Mismanagement. They are chosen mostly due to their lack of organizational skills, personal hygiene, and original excuses. Basically, these are the people that can you can blame for everything that goes wrong.
| Position | Hasher |
|---|---|
| Grand Masters | Orgasm Famine & Marbelous Asshole |
| Religious Advisors | Quarter Mile Queer, Wikipedophelia, Botoom Wrangler, Yellow Dick Gnome |
| Hash Cash | Fellowship of the Cock Ring, Goat Throat, Bum Fucking Vagabond, Wikipedophelia |
| Hash Accounts | Goat Throat, Fellowship of the Cock Ring |
| Scribe | Shits the Spot, Rammerhead Shark, The Butler Hit It |
| Scribe Emeritus | Cums Alone |
| Hareraiser | Blondie McFucks'alot, Chunderelli Chunderelli |
| Hash Dementor/ess | Po Po Peepshow, 3 Ring Cervix, Other emeritus |
| Marathon Chairs | O’boner, Udder Whore |
| Holiday Chairs | Quater Mile Queer, Wikipedophelia |
| Beer Bitch | O'Boner |
| Haberdasher | Easy as 123, Glutenless Maximus |
| Webmeister | Velvet Pelvis, Clit Notes |
| Position | Hasher |
|---|---|
| Grand Masters | Clit Notes & Show Me the Penis |
| Religious Advisors | +2 Coonass, Bottom Wrangler, Captain Connecticunt, Boner Donor, Wikipedophilia |
| Hash Cash | Blowbot, Marbleous Asshole, Bumfucking Vagibond |
| Hash Accounts | Goat Throat, Fellowship of the Cock Ring |
| Scribe | Wikipedophilia |
| Scribe Emeritus | Cums Alone |
| Hareraiser | Dry Hoes, Sloppy Thirds, Udder Whore |
| Hash Dementor/ess | Spunk in the Trunk, Popo Peepshow, the Little Spermaid |
| Marathon Chairs | Orgasm Falmon, Pussy Passport |
| Holiday Chairs | Blondie McFucksalot, Skull Fucker |
| Beer Bitches | The Buttler Hit It, O'Boner |
| Haberdasher | Blondie McFucksalot, Glutenless Maximus |
| Webmeister | Velvet Pelvis, Krusty the Meat Miser, Queer and Foaming in My Anus |
| Hash Ho | E = I'm a Douche |
| Position | Hasher |
|---|---|
| Grand Masters | Wikipedophilia & Udder Whore |
| Religious Advisors | Bloody Slip Inside, Anal Disco, Can't Eat Pussy, Black Cock Down |
| Hash Cash | Blowbot, Fellowship of the Cock Ring, Bumfucking Vagibond |
| Hash Accounts | Goat Throat, Sketchy Ho |
| Scribe | Orgasm Falmon, Shart of Darkness |
| Scribe Emeritus | Cums Alone |
| Hareraiser | Dry Hoes, Marbleous Asshole |
| Trail Blesser | Goat Throat |
| Hash Dementor/ess | Queer and Foaming in My Anus, Popo Peepshow |
| Marathon Chairs | Yellow Dick Gnome, Orgasm Falmon, Pop Cum Ear I'm Infected |
| Holiday Chairs | Luvalamp, Show Me the Penis |
| Beer Bitches | The Buttler Hit It, Vaginacologist |
| Haberdasher | Blondie McFucksalot, Luvalamp |
| Webmeister | Velvet Pelvis, Krusty the Meatmiser, Queer and Foaming in My Anus |
| Hash Ho | CPA, +2 Coonass |
| Hash Hotline | Orgasm Falmon, Anal Disco, Gone Gaywol |
| Position | Hasher |
|---|---|
| Grand Masters | Yellow Dick Gnome & Can't Eat Pussy |
| Religious Advisors | Krusty the Meatmiser, Easy to Please, Clit Notes, Bloody Slip Inside, Blubber Fucker |
| Hash Cash | Goat Throat, Blowbot, Wikipedophilia |
| Hash Accounts | Sketchy Ho, Nice Tits |
| Scribe | Necrophiliac Jack, Shart of Darkness, Wikipedophilia |
| Scribe Emeritus | Cums Alone |
| Hareraiser | Pop Cum Ear I'm Infected, Shart of Darkness |
| Hash Dementress | Bumfucking Vagibond, Easy as 123 |
| Marathon Chairs | Wikipedophilia, +2 Coonass, Señor Cocksucker |
| Holiday Chairs | Mangia My Vagina, Certified Poop Acuntant |
| Beer Bitches | Pappy van Tinkle, Udder Whore, The Buttler Hit it |
| Haberdasher | Twat my Mom, Döucheland |
| Webmeister | Velvet Pelvis & Krusty the Meatmiser |
| Hash Ho | Spunk in the Trunk, Twat My Mom |
| Position | Hasher |
|---|---|
| Grand Masters | +2 Coonass & Señor Cocksucker |
| Religious Advisors | Easy To Please, Krusty the Meat Miser, Blubber Fucker, Skullfucker |
| Hash Cash | Goat Throat, Sketchy Ho, Yellow Dick Gnome, I Licked Butts, Wikipedophilia |
| Hash Accounts | Hare Club for Queers, Nice Tits |
| Scribe | Shart of Darkness |
| Scribe Emeritus | Cums Alone |
| Hareraiser | Yankee Pay $5 More, No Man On the Moon |
| Hash Dementress | Anal Disco, Yellow Dick Gnome |
| Marathon Chairs | Wikipedophilia, Mud Slut |
| Holiday Chairs | Nice Tits, Oink Oink Ohhhhhhhh |
| Beer Bitches | The Buttler Hit It & I Licked Butts |
| Haberdasher | Twat My Mom, E=I'm A Douche, Udder Whore |
| Webmeister | Velvet Pelvis & Piss Stop |
| Hash Ho | Brokeback Baby |
| Position | Hasher |
|---|---|
| Grand Masters | Oink Oink Ohhhh & Twat My Mom |
| Religious Advisors | THE 2nd Cumming & Blubber F*cker |
| Hash Cash | Hare Club for Queers, Nice Tits, Spunk in the Trunk, & High Anus |
| Scribe | Wikipedophelia & Skull Fucker |
| Scribe Emeritus | Cums Alone |
| Hareraiser | Wikipedophelia & The Buttler Hit It |
| Hash Dementress | Ignorance is Piss, Harlot Globe Fondler & Clit Notes |
| Marathon Chairs | THE 2nd Cumming & Pubic Service Announcement |
| Holiday Chairs | Save a Tree, Ride a Cowboy & Dirty Latte Sanchez |
| Beer Bitches | The Buttler Hit It & Udder Whore |
| Haberdasher | Willy Wonka and the Backdoor Factory, Certified Poop Accuntant, & Pappy van Tinkle |
| Webmeister | Velvet Pelvis & Piss Stop |
| Hash Ho | THE 2nd Cumming, Brokeback Baby, & Snap Off |
| Position | Hasher |
|---|---|
| Grand Masters | Sketchy Ho & Goat Throat |
| Religious Advisors | THE 2nd Cumming & Krusty the Meat Miser |
| Hash Cash | Hare Club for Queers, Nice Tits, Spunk in the Trunk, & High Anus |
| Scribe | Oink Oink Ohhh & Vagina Dentata |
| Scribe Emeritus | Cums Alone |
| Hareraiser | Senor Cocksucker |
| Hash Dementress | Clit Notes & Certified Poop Acuntant |
| Marathon Weekend | Twat My Mom & Bring Out the Gimp |
| Holiday Party | Miami Slut Machine & Just Victoria |
| Beer Bitches | I Licked Butts & The Buttler Hit It |
| Haberdasher | My Chemical Homance, Mexican Humping Queen, & Willy Wonka and the Backdoor Factory |
| Webmeister | Velvet Pelvis & Piss Stop |
| Hash Ho | Spunk in the Trunk, THE 2nd Cumming & Twat My Mom |
| Position | Hasher |
|---|---|
| Grand Masters | The 2nd Cumming & Dirty Latte Sanchez |
| Religious Advisors | Twat My Mom, Bend Over Mommy |
| Hash Cash | Hare Club for Queers, Nice Tits, Spunk in the Trunk, High Anus |
| Scribe | Goes Down on Buoys |
| Scribe Emeritus | Cums Alone |
| Hareraiser | Goat Throat |
| Hash Dementors | Cum Locker & Yellow Dick Gnome |
| Hash Flash | Bring Out the Gimp & Master Gator |
| Marathon | Maid of Honor & X Marks My Twat |
| Holiday Party | Bondage Barbie & Mexican Humping Queen |
| Beer Bitches | I Licked Butts & The Buttler Hit It |
| Haberdasher | My Chemical Homance & Mexican Humping Queen |
| Webmeister | Velvet Pelvis & Piss Stop |
| Hash Ho | Spunk in the Trunk, Bondage Barbie, THE 2nd Cumming |
| Hash Drunk | Yankee Pay 5 Dollar More |
| Position | Hasher |
|---|---|
| Grand Masters | [Bend Over Mommy] & High Anus |
| Religious Advisors | The 2nd Cumming, Shawskank, & Necrophiliac Jack |
| [Hash Cash] | Hare Club for Queers, Taj My Hole & Nice Tits |
| [Scribe] | Maid of Honor & Sugar Plum Fairy |
| [Scribe Emeritus] | Cums Alone |
| [Hareraiser] | Goes Down on Bouys |
| Hash Dementors | Beat By A Girl & Jamaican Me Cum |
| Hash Flash | Better Late Than Pregnant |
| [Marathon] | Dirty Latte Sanchez & Spank Me May I Have My Mother? |
| Holiday Party | Public Service Announcement & Fire in the Hole |
| Beer Bitches | I Licked Butts & Better Late Than Pregnant |
| [Haberdasher] | My Chemical Homance |
| [Webmeister] | Velvet Pelvis & Piss Stop |
| [Hash Ho] | Nipples Erectus, Spunk in the Trunk, & Cum is Kosher |
| Hash Drunk | Beat By a Girl |
| Position | Hasher |
|---|---|
| Grand Masters | Nice Tits & Goes Down on Buoys |
| Religious Advisors | Crucifux & Bend Over Mommy |
| RA Emeritus | The Fat One |
| Hash Cash | Hare Club for Queers & Taj My Hole |
| Scribes | Jolly Green Vagina & Fire in the Hole |
| Scribe Emeritus | Cums Alone |
| Hare Raisers | High Anus & Spank Me May I Have My Mother? |
| Hash Dementors | G-String, Bi-Sexual Bondage Bitch, & Catheter the Great |
| Hash Flash | Sucks Hard for the Money |
| Marathon | Piss Stop |
| Holiday Party | Save a Tree Ride a Cowboy & Stretch Pussy |
| Beer Bitches | Pubic Service Announcement & Hiscocksin |
| Haberdashers | Head Master & My Chemical Homance |
| Web Meisters | Velvet Pelvis & Piss Stop |
| Hash Hoes | Nipples Erectus, Spunk in the Trunk, & Cum is Kosher |
| Hash Drunk | Beat By a Girl |
| Position | Hasher |
|---|---|
| Grand Master | Drippy Spigot & Nipples Erectus |
| Hare Raiser | Stick it to the Bros |
| Religious Advisor | Cuffed, Stuffed and in the Buff |
| Hash Dementor | Floppy Dick, Catheder the Great & Peppermint Pussy |
| Hash Cash | Hare Club For Queers & Shorn Scrotum |
| Hash Scribe | Cums Alone, Deep Black Hole & Welcum Wagon |
| Hash Ho | Mutton Drapes & Holy Ozone |
| Web Meister | Velvet Pelvis & Shorn Scrotum |
| Hash Haberdasher | HeadMaster |
| Beer Bitches | Spunk in the Trunk & Dude Where's My Virginity |
| Holiday Party | Nice Tits & Save a Tree Ride a Cowboy |
| Marathon | Goes Down on Buoys & Piss Stop |
| Year | Name of Wicked Old GM |
|---|---|
| 2017-2018 | Orgasm Famine & Marbelous Asshole |
| 2016-2017 | Show Me the Penis & Clit Notes |
| 2015-2016 | Udder Whore & Wikipedophelia |
| 2014-2015 | Yellow Dick Gnome & Can't Eat Pussy |
| 2013-2014 | +2 Coonass & Señor Cocksucker |
| 2012-2013 | Oink Oink Ohhhh & Twat My Mom |
| 2011 - 2012 | Sketchy Ho & Goat Throat |
| 2010 - 2011 | The 2nd Cumming & Dirty Latte Sanchez |
| 2009 - 2010 | Bend Over Mommy & High Anus |
| 2008 - 2009 | Nice Tits & Goes Down on Buoys |
| 2007 - 2008 | Nipples Erectus & Drippy Spigot |
| 2006 - 2007 | Shorn Scrotum & General Ass Pounder |
| 2005 - 2006 | Puff N Stuff & Harpoontang |
| 2004 - 2005 | Hare Club for Queers & Velvet Pelvis |
| 2003 - 2004 | Ching Ching & Master Gator |
| 2002 - 2003 | Creamwhora & Snoreplay |
| 2001 - 2002 | Anal Avenger & The Jizzmoppa |
| 2000 - 2001 | Wintoes 69 & Man’s Best Friend |
| 1999 - 2000 | Wolfgang von Blitzf*cker & Squirrel Dick |
| 1998 - 1999 | Hare Apparent & Little Dead Birds Covered In Oil |
| 1997 - 1998 | Dribbles & Stones |
| 1996 - 1997 | Ski Bobbit & Dribbles |
| 1995 - 1996 | Pocket Rocket & Ski Bobbit |
| 1994 - 1995 | Stuffed Upper Nips |
| 1993 - 1994 | Junk Bondage & Tim Dempsey |
| 1992 - 1993 | Rectal |
| 1992 - 1993 | Watergate |
| 1991 - 1992 | Vax Headroom |
| 1989 - 1991 | Call Girl |
| 1986 - 1989 | The Gatekeeper |
| 1985 - 1986 | Ernie Hayes |
| 1984 - 1985 | Steve Sullivan |
| 1983 - 1984 | Mary Lee Walsh |
| 1982 - 1983 | Mark Campbell |
| 1981 - 1982 | Bob MacDonald |
| 1980 - 1981 | Roger Cogswell |
| 1979 - 1980 | Lou Ellen MacDonald |
| 1978 - 1979 | Bob Romeri |
| 1977 - 1978 | Larry Hurst |
| 1976 - 1977 | John Deming |
| 1976 | Bob Wood & Peter Hobbs |