The following unlucky wankers were democratically erected (like a deer in headlights) as Boston H3 Mismanagement. They are chosen mostly due to their lack of organizational skills, personal hygiene, and original excuses. Basically, these are the people that can you can blame for everything that goes wrong.
| Position | Hasher |
|---|---|
| Grand Masters | Clit Notes & Show Me the Penis |
| Religious Advisors | +2 Coonass, Bottom Wrangler, Captain Connecticunt, Boner Donor, Wikipedophilia |
| Hash Cash | Blowbot, Marbleous Asshole, Bumfucking Vagibond |
| Hash Accounts | Goat Throat, Fellowship of the Cock Ring |
| Scribe | Wikipedophilia |
| Scribe Emeritus | Cums Alone |
| Hareraiser | Dry Hoes, Sloppy Thirds, Udder Whore |
| Hash Dementor/ess | Spunk in the Trunk, Popo Peepshow, the Little Spermaid |
| Marathon Chairs | Orgasm Falmon, Pussy Passport |
| Holiday Chairs | Blondie McFucksalot, Skull Fucker |
| Beer Bitches | The Buttler Hit It, O'Boner |
| Haberdasher | Blondie McFucksalot, Glutenless Maximus |
| Webmeister | Velvet Pelvis, Krusty the Meat Miser, Queer and Foaming in My Anus |
| Hash Ho | E = I'm a Douche |