Hash House Harriers

a drinking club with a running problem


The following unlucky wankers were democratically erected (like a deer in headlights) as Boston H3 Mismanagement. They are chosen mostly due to their lack of organizational skills, personal hygiene, and original excuses. Basically, these are the people that can you can blame for everything that goes wrong.

Your 2016-2017 Mismanagement
Position Hasher
Grand Masters Clit Notes & Show Me the Penis
Religious Advisors +2 Coonass, Bottom Wrangler, Captain Connecticunt, Boner Donor, Wikipedophilia
Hash Cash Blowbot, Marbleous Asshole, Bumfucking Vagibond
Hash Accounts Goat Throat, Fellowship of the Cock Ring
Scribe Wikipedophilia
Scribe Emeritus Cums Alone
Hareraiser Dry Hoes, Sloppy Thirds, Udder Whore
Hash Dementor/ess Spunk in the Trunk, Popo Peepshow, the Little Spermaid
Marathon Chairs Orgasm Falmon, Pussy Passport
Holiday Chairs Blondie McFucksalot, Skull Fucker
Beer Bitches The Buttler Hit It, O'Boner
Haberdasher Blondie McFucksalot, Glutenless Maximus
Webmeister Velvet Pelvis, Krusty the Meat Miser, Queer and Foaming in My Anus
Hash Ho E = I'm a Douche