Boston
Hash House Harriers

a drinking club with a running problem


The Boston Hash House Harriers present

Boston H3's - The Flying 'Marathon' Circus

April 17 - 20, 2020

Strange women lying in ponds distributing beer, is no basis for a major event! Do we care? NO! After all there's nothing wrong with you that an extensive trail can't prolong. Join us for our Marathon main event, where we'll we seek the holy grails (of beer), quest for shrubberies (and shots), and be known as the r*unners who say "ON-ON" all throughout Boston.

And now for something completely different.

Rego Now!


Your $$$ gets you FOUR DAYS OF EVENTS!

Friday, April 17: BEER/SILLY WALK MILE (and pay as you go bar-crawl)

Saturday, April 18: Trail, Beer, Circle, Dinner, Give-Away, Dancing

Sunday, April 19: Fatboy trail, beer, circle

Monday, April 20: Watch the Marathon at Mile 20 with beer and food provided


Rego pricing:

$69 through February 8th

$99 through March 31st

$109 thereafter

$120 DAY OF


C*mming Early?

We’ve got huge tracts of… trails. Join us starting Sunday, April 10 when we kick-off this week of shenanigans.

Check the BH3 calendar for schedule updates and info on trails leading up to the main event!


Coming by way of African or European Swallow?

We will do our best to find crash space travel hashers, but space is limited. Please indicate that you'll need it when registering or if you are able to host travel hashers.


Running the other, less fun Boston marathon?

Could be worse, you could be running a cajun! You're eligible for a 26.2% discount on your rego price.

Email Blondie for detrails!


Rego Now!

By registering you are agreeing to take responsibility for your own actions during the entire weekend of events. That includes treating our city, members of the hash, and greater community with respect. Any inappropriate behavior can result in forfeiting your rego, being banned from the Boston Hash, or being reported to the authorities.

As always, this is a 21+event


Who's Cumming

Hasher Kennel
Clit Notes Boston H3
Marbleous Asshole Boston Ballbuster
O’bone’R RIH3
rainbow fuckin' brite burlington h3
Twat My Mom Boston H3
Chunderellie Chunderellie Boston H3
Topless Barbie Boston H3
Willy Wonka and the Backdoor Factory Boston H3
Dr. Cockvorkian Always Leave Camp H3
Silent But Deadly Chicago H3
Cocktistic Anchorage Alaska H3
Spank Me May I Have My Mother Boston H3
Prickers in muh vag NH3
Dead in the box Burlington H3
Never Knees CH3
Whore’s Whisperer Denver H3
Roofie Ragu Chicago H3
Sketchy Ho Boston H3
Shits Fucks Leaves Denver
Goat Throat FTH3
Marty McDie New Haven H3
Chippen faliz Fth3
Nurse RainBlow Burlington H3
O brother where art...ow!! Friendly Toast H3
Anal Disco Boston H3
Krusty the Meat Miser Friendly Toast H3
Can't Eat Pussy San Francisco H3
Cockamole San Francisco H3
Yellow Dick Gnome Pink Taco Trotters H3
Knuckles Deep Boston H3
Gay Dancer Ch3
I Eat Dick CH3
Not Dead Yet Boston
Fellowship of the Cockring Boston H3
Po-Po Peepshow Boston H3
Do Me Decimal Boston Moom
Sleazy Like Sunday Whoring SFH3
Sandy Syphilis Chicago Hash House Harriers
Chunky in the Back Carolina Larrikins H3
Skull & Bone’her CH3 (Chicago)
Cumie Sticks Boston
6 From Behind EWH3 (previously SOH4)
Shart of Darkness Boston H3
THE Buttler Hit It Boston Moom
THIGHS Skull & Boners
Creamthroat Willie SFH3
Cuntcussion BH3
Cumboy Wonder Ithaca H3
Spread the Helix Boston H3
Tuna on Top SFH3
Cum Test Dummy SFH3
Holey Dumpster Fire BH3
Peeping Tom Pussy BH3
furry spice friendly toast h3
Four Score in the Backdoor Friendly Toast H3
Pubic Service Announcement Friendly Toast H3
Prickly Puss Chicago H3
The Perfect Woman Seamon H3
Pussy Passport SFH3
Hare Club Boston
Fisted Sister NH3-
Robocock DCRW
Dimebag Daddy Boston H3
Sex: The Final Frontier Boston H3
Pony Pound’her Chicago H3
Hooch B4 Cooch Chicago H3
Soul Taco Chicago H3
Lawrence of her labia Porme H3
OBG Y R U N ME PorMeH3
No Man on the Moon Boston H3
Wanky Wonky Chicago H3 / NYC H3
Urine Love Chicago H3
Keyless Entry Chicago H3
Wikipedophilia Space Unicorn H3
Just Josh BH3
Swedish Eagle Boston Ballbuster H4
Better Late Than Pregnant Boston H3
Sperm Nee’ Shorty BH3VT
Serial Lubist Burlington H3
1 Tequila, 2 Tequila, 3 Tequila, WHORE! GGFMH3
CPA SFH3
Just Beat it BH3
Blondie McFucksalot Boston Ballbuster H4
+2 Coonass Boston Ballbuster H4
Pandamoanium Miami H3
Orgasm Famine Boston H3
Luva Lamp Boston H3
Snatch.com NH3
C*ck Lobster Boston
Full Frontal Fireball Boston H3
Moxie Whorer Tits for Show SBH3
Honorable Vaginal Discharge Boston
F.A.R.T. DC Road Whores
LumberjackOff BH3
A. Crotch BH3
USS Cum On My Face Chicago H3
Mathole New Haven H3
Dix-N-Stix Syracuse, NY (SOH4)
Dix-N-Stix SOH4 (Syracuse, NY)
Sergeant Cuntstache BH3
THE 2nd Cumming Boston
Clits 'n Chips BH3
E = I'm A Douche Eager 4 Beaver H3
Just Katie Boston H3
Just Emily Boston H3
Dead in the box Burlington H3
Just Jamie NH3
My Li'l Cock'll Do NH3
50 Shades of Glaze SOH4
Ptsdouble-d Boston
Jello Wrecked'em Boston H3
Like a virgin.Blown on the very first time Northboro H3
Jigglytits DC Road Whores
Solar Eclits Queen's Black Knights (of course), NYCH3, CUNT
Ice Princess Chicago H3
Deetz Nutz EWH3
Just Kirsten Everyday is Wednesday H3
Testicular Mechanics Jello Shot H3
Friar Fuck Northboro
Five Finger Me Northboro H3
Spare My Finger Ben Franklin Mob
Long Time Cumming Istanbul H3
Scrumpleforeskin Northboro H3
Salty Taco Skull & Narwhal Boners
Master Hater H69
Quarter Mile Queer Boston H3
Horse with no Game Skull and Boners
Shits and Ladders Boston Hash House Harriers
Jersey Lunchbox BurlingtonH3
Mudslut Boston H3
Udder WHore BH3
Bottom Wrangler Boston H3
dribbles boston
Bring Out the Gimp Boston
Cumicon Her Face HuaH3
Fort Dixalot BFM
Just Godfrey Boston H3
The Cocktease Falcon EWH3
3 Ring Cervix BH3