REGISTER: Fill out this form!, Then be sure to PayPal the money to Bostonhashacct@gmail.com!
The Boston Hash House Harriers are once again excited to invite you to our annual hash event:
A Midspring Bacchanalia
Satyr your Thirst! Get Horny! Hares are Fae!
April 14 - 17, 2023
"If we shadows have offended,
Drink but this, and all is mended...
Give me your baggo, if we be friends,
And the Hash shall restore amends.”
Sprinkled through the fabled hamlet of Boston like fairy dust, follow our magical chalky trail to discover the hidden secrets of the urban forests. Experience the famed "Boston Shiggy," where sometimes the grass hasn't been mowed in a week or two! Follow shimmering glamours down alleys, through traffic, and across parks – what fools these mortals be!
A midspring bacchanalia of Mythical Creatures, from Forest Beasts (bestiality's best, boys), to Flower Deities (Flour Dei-titties), glittery Fairies (no glitter at the venue, please!!), horny Fauns (for all you Pan-sexuals), or ridable Centaurs (with consent)! It's a veritable vernal bacchanal, a big Dionysian pleasure dome straight out of Xanadu.
Adorn yourself with horns, fangs or wings, flora or fauna, leaves or flowers, and come celebrate this occasion of wild and drunken revelry. Bask in the wonders of nature, especially hops and malt, as we drink, sing, and run ourselves into a frenzy! They say the trees of the city talk if you drink enough...
We invite you to come as fantastical beasts, mythical creatures, flower deities, fauns, nymphs, centaurs, elves, fairies, fantasy.
SCHEDULE:
Friday, 4/14: Beer Mile (and pay as you go bar crawl)
Saturday, 4/15: Trail, Beer, Circle, Snacks, Dinner, Give-Away, Dancing
Sunday, 4/16: Fatboy trail, beer, circle
Monday 4/17: Watch the Marathon at Mile 20. Beer and food provided
PRICING:
With the crazy inflation this past year, we're asking for an extra $6.90 for each rego tier to properly lube up the event!
$69 + $6.90 (= $75.90) through January 16
$96 + $6.90 (= $102.90) through January 31
$129 + $6.90 (= $135.90) through March 14
$149 + $6.90 (= $155.90) thereafter & giveaway not guaranteed
$175 + $6.90 (= $181.90) DAY OF
CRASH SPACE:
We will do our best to find crash space for visiting hashers, but space is limited. If you need a place to stay, please let us know in your rego form.
ARE YOU RUNNING THE REAL BOSTON MARATHON?
Email Holly Klose for a 26.9% discount on your rego price.
REGISTER NOW, and then PayPal the money to Bostonhashacct@gmail.com!
Love,
Your Mythical Marathon Chairs
Cookies for Nookie and Po-Po Peepshow
You must be 21+ to attend this event.
By registering you are agreeing to take responsibility for your own actions during the entire weekend of events. That includes treating our city, members of the hash, and greater community with respect. Any inappropriate behavior can result in forfeiting your rego, being banned from the Boston Hash, or being reported to the authorities.
Who's Cumming
Hasher | Kennel |
No Man on the Moon | Boston H3 |
Po-Po Peepshow | Boston H3 |
Blondie McF | Pink Taco Trotters H3 |
Bottom Wrangler | Chicago H3 |
Holey Dumpster Fire | Boston H3 |
Cookies for Nookie | BH3 |
Fellowship of the Cockring | Boston H3 |
Marbleous Asshole | Boston Ballbuster |
Puker Blooper | Boston H3 |
Cuntcussion | Boston H3 |
Kneels for Ginger Jizz | Boston H3 |
Shart of Darkness | Boston H3 |
A. Sock | Bh3 |
Vagibond | Pink Taco Trotters H3 |
Nurse RainBlow | Burlington H3 |
Serial Lubist | Burlington H3 |
BeeeestialityB4Boys | Boston Rage H3 |
Sketchy ho | Boston H3 |
Mudslut | Boston H3 |
Blue Balls Matter | Boston H3 |
the buttler hit it | various |
Tacos on a Bridge | Boston H3 |
Peeping Tom Pussy | Boston H3 |
Cum Test Dummy | SFH3 |
O’Bone’R | Pink Taco Trotters H3 |
Dead in the box | BH3VT |
Do Me Decimal | Boston H3 |
Slothy Seconds | Boston H3 |
Orgasm Famine | Boston H3 |
Yellow Dick Gnome | Boston H3 |
Spank Me May I Have My Mother | Boston |
Poly Pocket | Ben Franklin Mob |
Fort Dixalot | BFM |
60k9 | BFM H3 |
Music to my Tears | BFMH3 |
Where’s my D? | Ben Franklin Mob |
Cockstradamus | BFMH3 |
Everything Butt Sex | Ben Franklin Mob |
USS Cum On My Face | Chicago H3 |
OBWAO | Friendly Toast h3 |
furry spice | friendly toast h3 |
Stain Gretzky | EWH3 |
Mourning Wood | Seacoast H3 |
The Great White MILF | SHIT |
Just Tanyalee | Northboro |
Just Rick | VIRGIN! |
Village Tool | San Diego Hash House Harriers |
Just Erin | Captain Dixalot Pirate Crew |
Cockamole | SFH3 |
Cummy Sticks | Boston |
Mountin’ Deez Nuts | BFMH3 |
Sperm burpin fae | THCH3/SH |
Pubic Service Announcement | Friendly Toast H3 |
Fucked If I Know | Burlington H3 |
Salty Cumpiss | Burlington H3 |
Make That Noise | Burlington H3 |
69 Sided Dice | Von Tramp H3 |
Flexible Video Endoscope | Von Tramp H3 |
Goat Throat | Friendly Toast H3 |
Mr. Rogers | BEANTOWN |
Spare My Finger | Ben Franklin Mob |
Prison Jism Blues | BH3 |
Meow Ja Trois | NYCH3 |
Swedish Eagle | Boston Ballbuster H4 |
rainbow fuckin' brite | burlington |
One-eyed Wetter | Memphis Hash House Harriers |
Straight Dancer | "Boston because we have a coat to give him" |
Massage A Trois | BH3 |
The Testicular Mechanics | Jello Shot H3 |
Have You Blown My Stapler? | White House H3 |
NAMBLA | Boston |
Edward Sissy Hands ✂️ | Beantown H3 |
My Little Penis | SeaMon H3 |
Reduce Reuse Recoitus | BFM H3 |
The Gatekeeper | Cedar Falls H3 |
Chunderellie Chunderellie | Boston H3 |
Cumboy Wonder | Ithaca H3 |
World's Okayest Kirkland | Ben Franklin Mob |
Necrophiliac Jack | Boston H3 |
Penis Colada | Burlington H3 |
Cums Alone | BH3 |