REGISTER: Fill out this form!, Then be sure to PayPal the money to Bostonhashacct@gmail.com!

The Boston Hash House Harriers are once again excited to invite you to our annual hash event:

A Midspring Bacchanalia

Satyr your Thirst! Get Horny! Hares are Fae!

April 14 - 17, 2023

"If we shadows have offended,
Drink but this, and all is mended...
Give me your baggo, if we be friends,
And the Hash shall restore amends.”

Sprinkled through the fabled hamlet of Boston like fairy dust, follow our magical chalky trail to discover the hidden secrets of the urban forests. Experience the famed "Boston Shiggy," where sometimes the grass hasn't been mowed in a week or two! Follow shimmering glamours down alleys, through traffic, and across parks – what fools these mortals be!

A midspring bacchanalia of Mythical Creatures, from Forest Beasts (bestiality's best, boys), to Flower Deities (Flour Dei-titties), glittery Fairies (no glitter at the venue, please!!), horny Fauns (for all you Pan-sexuals), or ridable Centaurs (with consent)! It's a veritable vernal bacchanal, a big Dionysian pleasure dome straight out of Xanadu.

Adorn yourself with horns, fangs or wings, flora or fauna, leaves or flowers, and come celebrate this occasion of wild and drunken revelry. Bask in the wonders of nature, especially hops and malt, as we drink, sing, and run ourselves into a frenzy! They say the trees of the city talk if you drink enough...

We invite you to come as fantastical beasts, mythical creatures, flower deities, fauns, nymphs, centaurs, elves, fairies, fantasy.

SCHEDULE:

Tuesday, 4/11: Pre-Pre-Pre-Pre-Lube - Pink Taco Trotters H3 @ Sunset Cantina (916 Commonwealth Ave, Boston) starting at 6:30pm HST. $5 Hash Cash
Wednesday, 4/12: Pre-Pre-Pre-Lube - Beantown H3 @ Russell House Tavern starting at 6:30pm HST. $5 Hash Cash
Thursday, 4/13: Pre-Pre-Lube - Boston Moon Hash House Harriers @ Tony C's (699 Assembly Row, Somerville) starting at 6:30pm HST. $5 Hash Cash
Friday, 4/14: Pre-Lube - Beer Mile 7pm pre-lube @ Carson Beach parking lot, 7:15 beer mile @ Moakley Park track, pay as you go on-after at Seapoint Bar and Grill
Saturday, 4/15: MAIN EVENT! @ Democracy Brewing starting at 12:00pm HST
Sunday, 4/16: Fatboy trail hosted by Boston Ballbuster H3 @ Ringer Playground starting at 1:00pm HST
Monday 4/17: Watch the Marathon at Mile 20. Elites go by ~11:00am. Trail will be marked from the Newton Center T stop. Beer and food provided

PRICING:

With the crazy inflation this past year, we're asking for an extra $6.90 for each rego tier to properly lube up the event!

$69 + $6.90 (= $75.90) through January 16
$96 + $6.90 (= $102.90) through January 31
$129 + $6.90 (= $135.90) through March 14
$149 + $6.90 (= $155.90) thereafter & giveaway not guaranteed
$175 + $6.90 (= $181.90) DAY OF

CRASH SPACE:
We will do our best to find crash space for visiting hashers, but space is limited. If you need a place to stay, please let us know in your rego form.

ARE YOU RUNNING THE REAL BOSTON MARATHON?
Email Holly Klose for a 26.9% discount on your rego price.

REGISTER NOW, and then PayPal the money to Bostonhashacct@gmail.com!

Love,
Your Mythical Marathon Chairs
Cookies for Nookie and Po-Po Peepshow

P.S. Looking for costume ideas? Look here!

You must be 21+ to attend this event.

By registering you are agreeing to take responsibility for your own actions during the entire weekend of events. That includes treating our city, members of the hash, and greater community with respect. Any inappropriate behavior can result in forfeiting your rego, being banned from the Boston Hash, or being reported to the authorities.

Who's Cumming