REGISTER: Fill out this form!, Then be sure to PayPal the money to Bostonhashacct@gmail.com!
The Boston Hash House Harriers are once again excited to invite you to our annual hash event:
A Midspring Bacchanalia
Satyr your Thirst! Get Horny! Hares are Fae!
April 14 - 17, 2023
"If we shadows have offended,
Drink but this, and all is mended...
Give me your baggo, if we be friends,
And the Hash shall restore amends.”
Sprinkled through the fabled hamlet of Boston like fairy dust, follow our magical chalky trail to discover the hidden secrets of the urban forests. Experience the famed "Boston Shiggy," where sometimes the grass hasn't been mowed in a week or two! Follow shimmering glamours down alleys, through traffic, and across parks – what fools these mortals be!
A midspring bacchanalia of Mythical Creatures, from Forest Beasts (bestiality's best, boys), to Flower Deities (Flour Dei-titties), glittery Fairies (no glitter at the venue, please!!), horny Fauns (for all you Pan-sexuals), or ridable Centaurs (with consent)! It's a veritable vernal bacchanal, a big Dionysian pleasure dome straight out of Xanadu.
Adorn yourself with horns, fangs or wings, flora or fauna, leaves or flowers, and come celebrate this occasion of wild and drunken revelry. Bask in the wonders of nature, especially hops and malt, as we drink, sing, and run ourselves into a frenzy! They say the trees of the city talk if you drink enough...
We invite you to come as fantastical beasts, mythical creatures, flower deities, fauns, nymphs, centaurs, elves, fairies, fantasy.
SCHEDULE:
Tuesday, 4/11: Pre-Pre-Pre-Pre-Lube - Pink Taco Trotters H3 @ Sunset Cantina (916 Commonwealth Ave, Boston) starting at 6:30pm HST. $5 Hash Cash
Wednesday, 4/12: Pre-Pre-Pre-Lube - Beantown H3 @ Russell House Tavern starting at 6:30pm HST. $5 Hash Cash
Thursday, 4/13: Pre-Pre-Lube - Boston Moon Hash House Harriers @ Tony C's (699 Assembly Row, Somerville) starting at 6:30pm HST. $5 Hash Cash
Friday, 4/14: Pre-Lube - Beer Mile 7pm pre-lube @ Carson Beach parking lot, 7:15 beer mile @ Moakley Park track, pay as you go on-after at Seapoint Bar and Grill
Saturday, 4/15: MAIN EVENT! @ Democracy Brewing starting at 12:00pm HST
Sunday, 4/16: Fatboy trail hosted by Boston Ballbuster H3 @ Ringer Playground starting at 1:00pm HST
Monday 4/17: Watch the Marathon at Mile 20. Elites go by ~11:00am. Trail will be marked from the Newton Center T stop. Beer and food provided
PRICING:
With the crazy inflation this past year, we're asking for an extra $6.90 for each rego tier to properly lube up the event!
$69 + $6.90 (= $75.90) through January 16
$96 + $6.90 (= $102.90) through January 31
$129 + $6.90 (= $135.90) through March 14
$149 + $6.90 (= $155.90) thereafter & giveaway not guaranteed
$175 + $6.90 (= $181.90) DAY OF
CRASH SPACE:
We will do our best to find crash space for visiting hashers, but space is limited. If you need a place to stay, please let us know in your rego form.
ARE YOU RUNNING THE REAL BOSTON MARATHON?
Email Holly Klose for a 26.9% discount on your rego price.
REGISTER NOW, and then PayPal the money to Bostonhashacct@gmail.com!
Love,
Your Mythical Marathon Chairs
Cookies for Nookie and Po-Po Peepshow
P.S. Looking for costume ideas? Look here!
You must be 21+ to attend this event.
By registering you are agreeing to take responsibility for your own actions during the entire weekend of events. That includes treating our city, members of the hash, and greater community with respect. Any inappropriate behavior can result in forfeiting your rego, being banned from the Boston Hash, or being reported to the authorities.
Who's Cumming
Hasher | Kennel |
No Man on the Moon | Boston H3 |
Po-Po Peepshow | Boston H3 |
Blondie McF | Pink Taco Trotters H3 |
Bottom Wrangler | Chicago H3 |
Holey Dumpster Fire | Boston H3 |
Cookies for Nookie | BH3 |
Fellowship of the Cockring | Boston H3 |
Marbleous Asshole | Boston Ballbuster |
Puker Blooper | Boston H3 |
Cuntcussion | Boston H3 |
Kneels for Ginger Jizz | Boston H3 |
Shart of Darkness | Boston H3 |
A. Sock | Bh3 |
Vagibond | Pink Taco Trotters H3 |
Nurse RainBlow | Burlington H3 |
Serial Lubist | Burlington H3 |
BeeeestialityB4Boys | Boston Rage H3 |
Sketchy ho | Boston H3 |
Mudslut | Boston H3 |
Blue Balls Matter | Boston H3 |
the buttler hit it | various |
Tacos on a Bridge | Boston H3 |
Peeping Tom Pussy | Boston H3 |
Cum Test Dummy | SFH3 |
O’Bone’R | Pink Taco Trotters H3 |
Dead in the box | BH3VT |
Do Me Decimal | Boston H3 |
Slothy Seconds | Boston H3 |
Orgasm Famine | Boston H3 |
Yellow Dick Gnome | Boston H3 |
Spank Me May I Have My Mother | Boston |
Poly Pocket | Ben Franklin Mob |
Fort Dixalot | BFM |
60k9 | BFM H3 |
Music to my Tears | BFMH3 |
Where’s my D? | Ben Franklin Mob |
Cockstradamus- NOT ATTENDING! | BFMH3 |
Everything Butt Sex | Ben Franklin Mob |
USS Cum On My Face | Chicago H3 |
OBWAO | Friendly Toast h3 |
furry spice | friendly toast h3 |
Stain Gretzky | EWH3 |
Mourning Wood | Seacoast H3 |
The Great White MILF | SHIT |
Just Tanyalee | Northboro |
Just Rick | VIRGIN! |
Village Tool | San Diego Hash House Harriers |
Just Erin- (There's no tag for him) | Captain Dixalot Pirate Crew |
Cockamole | SFH3 |
Cummy Sticks | Boston |
Mountin’ Deez Nuts | BFMH3 |
Sperm burpin fae | THCH3/SH |
Pubic Service Announcement | Friendly Toast H3 |
Fucked If I Know | Burlington H3 |
Salty Cumpiss | Burlington H3 |
Make That Noise | Burlington H3 |
69 Sided Dice | Von Tramp H3 |
Flexible Video Endoscope | Von Tramp H3 |
Goat Throat | Friendly Toast H3 |
Mr. Rogers | BEANTOWN |
Spare My Finger- NOT ATTENDING | Ben Franklin Mob |
Prison Jism Blues | BH3 |
Meow Ja Trois | NYCH3 |
Swedish Eagle | Boston Ballbuster H4 |
rainbow fuckin' brite | burlington |
One-eyed Wetter | Memphis Hash House Harriers |
Straight Dancer | "Boston because we have a coat to give him" |
Massage A Trois | BH3 |
The Testicular Mechanics | Jello Shot H3 |
Have You Blown My Stapler? | White House H3 |
NAMBLA | Boston |
Edward Sissy Hands ✂️- NOT ATTENDING | Beantown H3 |
My Little Penis | SeaMon H3 |
Reduce Reuse Recoitus | BFM H3 |
The Gatekeeper | Cedar Falls H3 |
Chunderellie Chunderellie | Boston H3 |
Cumboy Wonder | Ithaca H3 |
World's Okayest Kirkland | Ben Franklin Mob |
Necrophiliac Jack | Boston H3 |
Penis Colada | Burlington H3 |
Cums Alone | BH3 |
Pigfucker | Halve Mein (THE BESTEST) |
Decibelle | Halve Mein |
Mathole | New Haven H3 |
Cock Lobster | Boston H3 |
Slutty Charms | Boston H3/White House H3 |
Sex: The Final Frontier-NOT ATTENDING | Beantown H3 |
Can't Bone On Sundays | Wandering Women H3 (Seoul) |
2 Guys 1 Hole | Burlington H3 |
Heaven's Gape | EwH3 |
Just Steph- NOT ATTENDING | EwH3 |
Shits and ladders | Boston h3 |
Angry Crotch- DUPLICATE | Boston H3 |
Just Cara | Boston |
Frosty the Fuckman | Boston |
Clit Notes | PTH3 |
Willy Wonka & the Backdoor Factory | Pooflingers H3 |
Spunk in the Trunk | Boston H3 |
Dildo Shaggins | St. Petersburg H3 |
Luva Lamp | Boston H3 |
50 Shades of Glaze | Boston |
Just Vanessa | Boston |
I'mGoodGetOnMe and Ichiball | Soh4 |
A prick in the hand is better than two in the bush | NCH3 (north county San Diego) |
My rectums infected (MRI) | Nch3 |
Anal Disco | BH3 |
Udder Whore | Boston H3 |
How I Met Your Mother | BVTH3 |
Let the Bodies Hit the Whore | Ben Franklin Mob H3 |
THE 2nd Cumming | Boston H3 |
Hoover | Boston |
Easy as 123 | BH3 |
Ze Pelvic Thrust | BH3 |
Wikipedophilia | Space Unicorn H3 |
Cum Ear | Boston H3 |
Cherry Cum Lately | Larryville H3 |
Cockanova | Larryville H3 |
Rock Cock | Black Rock City H3 |
Friar F**K | Seacoast |
dribbles | Beantown H3 |
E = I’m A Douche | Eager 4 Beaver H3 |
Full Frontal Fireball | Boston H3 |
Quarter Mile Queer | Boston H3 |
Doctor Blow | Beantown/Boston |
Cherry Poppin Paddy | boston |
Just kendra | Boston |
One Trick Dick | SOH4 |
ET | Boston moon H3 |
Sex Ray Tech | Savannah H3 |
Type A hole | Boston H3 |
Deflate date | Bh3 |
Cheeky Bastard | Brooklyn H3 |
Mouth Down South | SFH3 |
Wrecked By Ralph | SavH3 |
Waxxx Off | Boston/Beantown |
Slips'n'Slides | OHHH |
Bring out the Gimp | Boston |
Hendn- Gibberish??- No associated payment | Dnfndn |
Swayze Both Wayz | Long Beach H3 |
Chalk Girl | |
Ichiball (see line above which was for 2 people) | |
Man Sauce |