Join us on our next hash!
New? Learn more about our runs here! BH3: Rather be Eaten by Zombies than Run 2 (Cum Ear & El Camino Prudo)
When: August 19, 2026 at 10:30 PM
Details:
BH #2816
Tired of running? So are we! Back by popular demand, join us for the 2nd Annual I'd Rather Be Eaten By Zombies Than Run! trail. Bring your friends, bring your leisurely pace, and get ready for a shambling good time on a trail so chill, you'll wish you were a zombie.
This isn't your usual run—it's the ultimate summer break from running trails. Last year’s massive crowd proved that walking and hanging out with your hasher friends is where it's at. If you actually want to run, RUN to trail, because there will be absolutely no running once we start!
NO BAG CAR! (Still bring a bag, so you can help carry beer!)
Want to enjoy a road soda during your leisurely stroll? Don't forget a coozie!
The Deets
What: 2nd Annual I'd Rather Be Eaten By Zombies Than Run!
When: Wednesday, August 19th, 2026 | 6:30 PM show, 7:00 PM go.
Where: Sweet Cheeks Q (Closest T stop: Fenway on the D line)
Hash Cash: $5
Hares: Cum Ear and El Camino Prudo
Stash Car: None provided
Promises: No running. We got a short way to go and a long time to get there. We're gonna do what they say can't be done.
Lies: A Turkey Eagle Split, mileage, cool breezes, and gun-toting military men to shoot you if you fall below 3mph